Kevin woke up Saturday morning and just lied in bed thinking. It was his birthday and his mind was taking him back to last years birthday. He was still in Basic training and the unit took a 20 Mile forced march. The Drill Sergeants did not tell them anything about the day and they just were told to leave there field gear there and someone would come and get it. They started walking just kept walking and walking. They told the trainees that they might encounter tear gas so be alert and that brought back bad memories of the gas chamber they had gone through a few weeks back. During that part of the training you had to job in place in full field gear to open all your pores. Once you were good and sweaty the Drill sergeants told you to put on your gas mask and then enter the building. Instantly every part of you body started to burn. They then made you run around the building in a circle to make sure you were breathing hard. They then opened the door and one by one you took your mask off and had to tell the Drill Sergeant you name rank and serial number before getting let out. As soon as the mask came off it felt like someone was ripping your lungs out. So to be told that you might encounter tear gas was a scary thought to the troops . Starting at 8 in the morning the unit started marching down the dessert roads. The one clue that the troops had was they were told to carry extra socks. That was so when your socks got wet from sweat you could change them to keep from getting blisters. They were issue a C-ration for lunch that morning which was another indication something different was happening that day. during one of the short breaks Kevin thought
"This must have been how the GI's in WWII must have felt during there major marches to the battle fields."
As it came close to 4PM the guys had been marching almost constantly for 8 hours. Up ahead the units in the front of the formation spotted the cattle trucks that had been used to take them back to the barracks and started cheering. The Units in the rear not having seen the trucks got confused and assumed they were under attack with tear gas as they had been told in the morning. Remembering the hell of the gas chamber they instantly dropped their gear and put on their gas masks. This sent the drill sergeants into a frenzy hollering
"What the hell are you dickweeds doing?"
"See those trucks up ahead pick up your gear and getting loaded up NOW!!"
As Kevin lied there he told himself that "this year is going to be different. I am going to have a good Birthday"
Kevin got up showered, dressed and headed down the hall to see who he could rustle up to help celebrate his birthday.
A little while back Kevin go tired of sitting in the barracks and bought a car to get around. It was a 1969 Plymouth Newport and luck had it the car was forest green, or OD green as his fiends calls it. OD Green is an Army term of the green that jeeps and tank are painted. Kevin's friends called his car the tank because it was so big and green. Being in his early 20's Kevin, like other guys in there 20's did not care about how the car ran. The car's power steering did not work so it truly drove like a tank and you had to keep both hands on the steering wheel. But, instead of fixing the power steering Kevin bought a killer stereo so he could cruise around listening to his favorite bands. The speakers were the best part. When certain songs were played the sound would start with the front right speaker then go to the back right, then to the back left and finally to the front right. it would make this circle over and over again. Kevin fled that was the most awesome thing he ever heard. He would sit in his car in the parking lot of the barrack for hours just listening to his car stereo.
a few weeks back Kevin and some of his friends left the base to get out of town for a while. They came across a huge tree in the middle of no where that was next to a large stream. The tree had a rope swing on it and the group thought that would be a great spot to waste away a hot day and made a mental note of where it was located.
On this morning Kevin thought that would be a great birthday to just float and swim the day away. He went down the hall of the barracks to see who he could rustle up for such a trip. A lot of his buddies had already made plans but he found Sam, John (know to most as by his last name Hammer) and Steve. they said that were broke but Kevin assured them he had enough for some beer and sandwich's. They all agreed to meet at the tank in 30 minutes to head out on there newest adventure.
Before they left someone suggested to bring their Army issue air mattresses. Those green inflatable raft like cushions used to soften the ground when they had to sleep in the field. These would make a great floats so they all went backup to there rooms to grab the floats
After a short stop at the store for beer and food the friends were off. Kevin drove the hour and 1/2 trip to the swimming hole. Along we way the group listened to his stereo and told stories of how they used to spend weekend back home.
Hammer was from Georgia and he always had tales about hunting or fishing. Steve was from Texas and always out did Hammer when it came to tall tales. Hammer told of a 8 point buck he shot the year before joining the Army and Steve just had to beat that with a 12 point. Of course Kevin, having never hunted in his life but being the smart ass of the group, jumped in to tell a tale of a of 25 point buck he bagged. That set off a whole new line of talk with both saying there is no such animal. Kevin could not stop there
"I almost got gored before he pulled out his knife and gutted him right there."
The Group yelled in unison "Bullshit"
Hammer said
"I hit the BS button on that one"
Steve started in "AAAAnt, AAAAnt... foul!! we all get free throws for that one"
This went on the whole ride to the stream. It was always great fun to hear about others guys home town and how they spent here days goofing off.
Once they got to the river it was not long before they taking turns swinging out on the rope and diving in the river. There were cannonballs, jack knifes and even a few belly flops which caused the rest of the guys to call out OUCH.. or OOOOO... After a while to just rest they took out their air matrasses and just floated around relaxing. Kevin got a good idea
"How about you guys float by the tree and I will swing out and cannon ball to try and knock you off."
As they floated by Kevin would holler Bonzi has he made huge splashes. Once he scored a direct hit on Sam which almost started a fight but put things cooled down after Sam held Kevin under the water long enough to almost drown him.
After awhile the group got out to have lunch when a van drove up. A group of guys got out and after introductions they told Kevin and his friends that they have been coming here since they were little fellows. Kevin offered them a beer which they gladly accepted .
Soon Kevin realized that they would be out of beer and told the group he was going to head to the store and get some more along with ice for the cooler. The van driver told him they knew short cut and would drive them if he wanted. Kevin accepted and Sam went along for the ride.
They had gotten 5 miles down the road when the driver pulled over and asked his friends to check the spare time and it was making some weird noise. They got out of the van and after a lot of banging coming from the back of the van they got back in. Just then the driver pulled out a big buck knife and started slapping in on his hand.
"You know we are going to take your money" said the driver.
Kevin did not know if he heard him right and looked at Sam for conformation. Sam just shrugged his shoulders not knowing what to do.
Again he said a little louder "you know we are going to take your money!"
Kevin's could only reply "Well I guess that means your going to take out money"
Kevin pulled out his wallet and he handed over all the money he had which was about $65.
He asked "can you at least give us $5 to make sure we have enough gas to get back to the base. "
The robbers looked at each other and for a minute Kevin thought they would give me back the $5 but the driver being a hard ass said.
" Nope tough luck guys. next time play in your own back yard. Now get out"
Kevin and Sam just stood there watching the van pull away. They realized the other guys were not checking the spare tire, they were taking off the license plates so they could not be identified.
Sam was the first to talk.
"Now that sucked. I guess we best start walking"
Kevin replied with
"At least they did not take our clothes.
That about doubled Sam over in laughter.
"We were just robbed at knife point and the only thing you can say is "At least they did not take our clothes" what a Maroon"
Kevin replied with
"Well think about it. They could have taken our clothes and we would be walking back to the river in 100 degree heat with the sun beating down on areas of our bodies that have never seen the sun. Now that is a sun burn that I don't even want to think about"
The rest of the walk was filled with talk of scenes from old westerns where vultures were circling over head and the cowboys were squeaking out "water"... "water...
After awhile Kevin and Sam saw a car coming. As it got closer they realized it was the tank. Hammer was driving and once they in the car Hammer said
"There was just something about those guys that did not seem right. So we decided to come looking for you when you did not come back. I was surprised you got in the van with them."
After telling the story about the knife and losing all the money. Hammer said
"I would have put up a fight. they would not get my money."
"Oh sure you would have brought down the Hammer on them.. "
With that the group broke out laughing.
The trip back to the River was solemn. It seems like that sequence of events got everyone in a fowl mood.
"I guess its time Pack it up and head back to the Barracks" said Steve
Kevin hollered out a resounding "hell no"
"Its my birthday and I will not allow a bunch of butt heads ruin it for me."
late after noon after all the beer and the sandwiches were long gone. Steve said
" Hay if we leave now we can make it back for dinner in the chow hall."
Everyone hurried to packed up and they started the drive back. Little did they realized that $5 Kevin has asked for would have come in handy. He had a little over 1/4 take of gas and he was not sure that would be enough to get them home.
Pulling into El Paso the gas gauge had been on empty for a quite a few miles. They were all getting excited about actually making it home for dinner with about 10 minuites to spare. About that time the tank started to sputter and the engine quit. It was not a problem to coast to the curb since the power steering did not work with the car on or off.
"Oh great I guess that means no dinner tonight" Steve complained
"I might have some C-Ration crackers and jelly from the last field trip that I would share" replied Sam.
Just then Kevin put his hands in his pocket and felt something. Pulling it out he discovered it was a five dollar bill.
"Hay, I guess I didn't give them all of my cash" exclaimed Kevin
"you idiot!" Hollowed Hammer. "We wouldn't be walking if you had checked your pockets.
"Yea! and would have been able to make chow " stated Steve as he slapped Kevin in the back of the head.
As they all approached the barracks the only think Kevin could think about was
"This is the best worst birthday I could ever had hoped for"